Looking for ideas on sweet things to say to your girlfriend?
Well, I’m no romeo in that department unfortunately but I may still be able to help you out to some extent with my definitive collection of sweet things to not say to your girlfriend.
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend at mealtime or in a restaurant… Not!
- Aw, honey, you cooked for me. You didn’t need to do that, if you want money for something just ask.
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- What you’ve prepared is lovely but… can we order out next time?
- Yes I’ve eat here before, I bring all my girlfriends here.
- I’ll have the steak, salad for you?
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend in the shower… Not!
- Uuurgh! Next time let me pick up the soap!
- I can’t wait to see you with your makeup on again.
- Don’t be shy, I’m trying not to look anyway.
- When we get out I’ll put your clothes in the washing machine, you’ll be more presentable then.
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- Yes, your legs are lovely and smooth. Can you do your face now?
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend in bed… Not!
Why are you dressed like a whore?
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- How many men have you slept with?
- Go take a shower and then we can do it if you want.
- Can we try that asphyxiation thing?
- That part of your leg looks like a road map!
- Go in that top drawer and pass me the herpes cream will you?
- Why don’t you invite that friend of yours over sometime?
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend on valentines day… Not!
- It’s what day?
- I was going to buy you something but you said your not materialistic.
- What are you cooking today?
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- A card? For me? Wow! Thanks, but you don’t have to squander you money on useless things for me baby.
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend at the nightclub… Not!
- Look at her move! I wish you could dance like that.
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- I’M NOT F**KING DRUNK RIGHT!
- You’re dead when I get you home!
- Your mate looks good tonight.
- That woman just gave me her telephone number… Look!
- I don’t fancy dancing, you go ahead. I’ll just grab a beer and hang around over by the ladies toilets there.
- I think we should start seeing other people.
- I don’t fancy dancing, you go ahead. I’ll just grab a beer and hang around over by the gents toilets there.
- I’m in a bad mood, I think I’ll start a fight.
- Why are you dressed like a whore?
Honey... Can we try that asphyxiation thing?
Sweet things to say to your girlfriend at her parents house… Not!
- And that’s when she grabbed my crotch! HA!HA! Wasn’t it honey?
- Your parents here did a great job bringing you up, I love a woman who depends on me totally.
- All of us watch a movie? Sure..! Got anything hardcore here?
- Your Mother would get it!
- Your Dad would get it!
- I think we should start seeing other people.
